Status Anxiety via Status Updates*

"I don't really like my friends," complains Veronica Sawyer (Winona Ryder) in the 1989 film "Heathers," a cult classic about cliques, suicide and jocks in high school. Jason Dean (Christian Slater) responds: "I don't really like your friends either." Those lines were spoken long before Facebook or Foursquare. Imagine how we feel now, when we are bombarded by our friends' thoughts, feelings, desi